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			<title><![CDATA[ Candles Suck! ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61761/t/Candles-Suck-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Especially Mulberry ones.
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AND they are a fire hazard, why would have place a death trap like a candle in their home? Just get one of those ultra gae Glade plugs in. Same smell, no mess.
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Ever have hot wax spill on you?  Damn it sucks and it gets hard fast! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:18:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Pizza with ketchup ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61760/t/Pizza-with-ketchup.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Apparently the people i was eating lunch with were grossed out by this condiment choice of mine over pizza.
<br>
<br>
PIZZA WITH KETCHUP IS YUMMY AMIRITE????
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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (nomii)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:57:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ best craigslist ads ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61759/t/best-craigslist-ads.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;ll start
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<img height="585" alt="image" src="http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/2017_fartedtraderjoescl.jpg" width="508"> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (youfist)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:36:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Tucker Max ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61758/t/Tucker-Max.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ His moviefilm bombed and lost money. there are rumours that he has been BANNED from producing any more &#39;novels&#39;
<br>
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<br>
yay? i have been hearing this douches alleged &quot;stories&quot; since college which was almost 20 years ago.
<br>
<br>
die. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:02:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Vaginal Thinning Made Intimacy Impossible! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s the title of an article I just saw in some women&#39;s magazine.
<br>
<br>
The bitch allowed herself to be photographed, too. But no images of her thinning vagina, alas.
<br>
<br>
Now, I know these things break down ALL the time. You ladies are constantly taking them in for tune-ups and adjustments and such. If only you could lease
them... a more sensible option, I think.
<br>
<br>
Yet I didn&#39;t know they could get thinner. Too bad you can&#39;t say the same for your hips, huh?... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:53:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ NEWS: Gary Busey and Slag Girlfriend Expecting baby ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/49f3667f44b9e6931faa6bf4c53d770decb32965.jpg" alt="image">
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<span style="font-family: monospace;">LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Gary Busey and girlfriend Steffanie Sampson are expecting!</span>
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<br style="font-family: monospace;">
<span style="font-family: monospace;">According to People, the 65-year-old actor&#39;s agent told the mag that his girlfriend is eleven months pregnant with a
boy. The couple have... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:20:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 10 year old licks pole, gets unhappy ending ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" title="10 year old licks icy metal pole" href="http://news.holidash.com/2009/12/09/10-year-old-licks-icy-metal-pole-gets-stuck/?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl5%7Clink4%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fnews.holidash.com%2F2009%2F12%2F09%2F10-year-old-licks-icy-metal-pole-gets-stuck%2F">
10 year old licks icy metal pole</a>
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You know it&#39;s Christmas when a 10-year-old boy somewhere in the U.S. licks an icy pole on a dare and winds up with his tongue gets frozen to the metal.
Well guess... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:18:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Fudge ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61754/t/Fudge.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Honestly, is there any food item that is more of a blatant fuck you to a sensible diet? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:55:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Rate The Looks Of Your Spouse, GF, Or BF ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61752/t/Rate-The-Looks-Of-Your-Spouse-GF-Or-BF.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Do it on a scale of 1 to 10, and be honest.  SOME of you MUST be partnered with a fug. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (frisbeehead)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:01:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why does ObservingEgo always post in small letters? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61750/t/Why-does-ObservingEgo-always-post-in-small-letters-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Paranoia?
<br>
<br>
Introvert?
<br>
<br>
Small hands?
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<br>
She reminds me of the woman on Police Academy that always talked in a small voice.</p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (El Bingo Gringo)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:37:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Ghostnic flow chart ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61749/t/Ghostnic-flow-chart.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ With all the pussy ghostnics around OT these days, would it be too much to ask for a damn flow chart? Or at minimum, a fill-in-the-damn-blank worksheet?
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<br>
Please fill out this form for my convenience
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Id I&#39;d recognize you by = _______________
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<br>
Id used when you just want to be an asshole but are too passive/aggressive to use your reg one = _____________________
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Unfunny character nic you use because no one cares about you under your regular id =... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (annie normas butt)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:12:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ In this thread we discuss TC's lunch for Thurs. Dec. 10, 2009 ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Since she can&#39;t start any new threads, she can post the relevant information here.
<br>
<br>
I&#39;m guess donuts + deep fried twinkies + freedom fries are invulved.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (SirPaulMuaddib)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:49:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Anorexia ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61746/t/Anorexia.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Is it only found in western cultures or other cultures where thin = beautiful? Or do African children get it as well? Wikipedia says that family and twin
studies have suggested that genetic and environmental factors account for 74% and 26% of the variance in anorexia nervosa, respectively. This evidence suggests
that genes influencing both eating regulation, and personality and emotion, may be important contributing factors. so if there&#39;s a genetic factor at play,
does that mean it&#39;s... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Onno)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:41:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ ...swine flu Sally is modesty? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61743/t/-swine-flu-Sally-is-modesty-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s what my pm&#39;s say. Discuss... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (TC)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:44:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why do people carpet their commodes? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61741/t/Why-do-people-carpet-their-commodes-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Noone does in Manhattan; but everyone seems to in suburba.  Why?
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.plaidstallions.com/images/gold.jpg" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:26:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Which admin asshole... ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61740/t/Which-admin-asshole-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Restricted me from starting threads??? I will not stand for this!! ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (TC)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:23:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ He knows if you've been Naughty or nice? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61739/t/He-knows-if-you-ve-been-Naughty-or-nice-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>How?
<br>
<br>
How the heck does he do that?
<br>
<br>
Is Santa like God?
<br>
<br>
Is Santa God?
<br>
<br>
We want children to believe in God, but bullshit them with Santa crap?
<br>
<br>
They learn that it&#39;s all bullshit then:? Thereby causing faithless bastards?</p>

<p>What do you think?
<br>
Beep? Squash? I&#39;m sure you have a mature opinion to share with us minion folk. Please grace us with your intelligence!</p> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (El Bingo Gringo)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:58:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ If you named your child...Ludwig...or Von...or included a number in name... ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61738/t/--named--child-Ludwig--Von--included--number---.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ if your child has Von in it, or Something like John Smith III (or any Roman number) in it...
<br>
<br>
<br>
you&#39;re an pretentious asshole.
<br>
<br>
amerite?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (SirPaulMuaddib)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:55:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You have been selected to participate in a brief survey ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61737/t/You-have-been-selected-to-participate-in-a-brief-survey.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ about the OSTS forum.
<br>
<br>
It has come to our attention that many posters in OT do not like posting in OSTS.  Some have displayed this attitude by starting TV show threads here in OT.
<br>
<br>
In an effort to better serve our posters, please provide answers to the following questions:
<br>
<br>
(1) What do you think about the current OSTS forum moderators?  Who would you suggest as a moderator?
<br>
<br>
(2) Do you think there are too many rules in the OSTS forum?
<br>
<br>
(3) Overall,... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Knives of the Saints)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:49:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Should TC be temporarily restricted from starting threads? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.survivorsucks.com/topic/61736/t/Should-TC-be-temporarily-restricted-from-starting-threads-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ This is NOT about banning her. This is just a recommendation that she be put on &quot;forced vacation&quot; by temporarily disabling her jejune thread starting
capabilities until after the holidays are over. I think the majority here will agree with this.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (swine flu sally)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:07:30 GMT</pubDate>
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